The strange things you stumble upon roaming the internet!
Viz, “The Seduction of Paolo Hewitt”

Ian Svenonious may not have emitted a second’s worth of sound worthy of your earhole’s patience over the many many years* but he sure is a fine and funny polemicist (who remembers the great Nation of Ulysses manifesto, 13 Point Program to Destroy America with its hilarious invective against "sleep’s supplicating arms"?). This here "Sseduction of Paolo Hewitt" (sniggers) is extracted from a whole book of his scribblings that came out earlier this year.

*actually Weird War were pretty decent i spose although how much that is his doing is arguable