"a glistened turd in your ear"--Neil Kulkarni fingers AutoTune as the culprit that's "making much black pop feel so foil-on-the-filling nasty right now", then proclaims that only Jamaicans should be allowed to use AutoTune. Could the current crop of dancehall inventoried in this Quietus column (#2 of a 3 part series) possibly be as delirious as Neil's descriptions of them?